You know what nobody ever expects?
The Spanish Inquisition.
(Source: a-wasteland-companion, via aclassycupoftea)
J.D Salinger, from Seymour: An Introduction (via violentwavesofemotion)
(via captainaarfy)
Keep me up until five only because all your stars are out, and for no other reason.
fictional boys (◡‿◡✿)
fictional boys fighting (◕‿◕✿)
fictional boys getting beat up (◉‿◉✿)
fictional boys covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿)
fictional boys covered in their own blood (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
(via a-sea-of-writings)
I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
(via astraltheist)
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE
YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY WITH A GIANT KEY STANDING NEXT TO HIM HOLY SHIT
(via nonecancatchthemotherfuckingfox)
People
Are
Easy
To
Kill
is that john green
no
Congratulations. John Green found the thing. There wasn’t even a thing this time, but John Green found it anyway. Because why? Because he’s John Green. That’s why.
(Source: dnhowell)
omgomgomg Kim Possible is on omg guys <3__________<3
john is literally me
the fuck dave
what
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
(via nonecancatchthemotherfuckingfox)
